1. Wine half-mustache. And weird #bjj bruises. Mustache is a strange word.


  2.  Me…after deep-throating. 

    (Source: lprinceza, via judg1ngy0u)


  3. #bbjjb. Boob bjj bruises.


  4. dooleysqueen:




    1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

    2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

    Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

    you go girl

    suck them dicks

    achieve your dreams

    are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job


    (via memewhore)


  5. vinesnow:

    When you really don’t wanna talk to somebody but they talk to you
    (the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com)

    That child scares me.

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  6. Life lesson: don’t punch a white person. (or let them see you beating yo kids.)

    (Source: taylorandtiffany, via sorelatable)


  7. So u always wanted to see me #twerking. Here ya go… + JELLO shots.. Slurping style…


  8. I thiiiiink I need this lighter. Actually, I’ll probably just say things like “you have a galaxy 5… I have a galaxy 5. Let’s fuck… ” like I did the other weekend… And other horribly inappropriate pick-up lines. Yay!


  9. In a waiting room at a fancy schmancy gyno in Dunwoody. 45 yo woman who’s here with her much younger lover (in his 20s)…and he keeps talking to me and she is getting mad. Awk…. Ward.


  10. maritzaofficial:

    Either way he has a woody 

    (via judg1ngy0u)